Most white people are not ashamed to admit that they wish they had Beyonce's as and Tyra Bank's ability to pull of the word "fierce". However, few white people can have achieved my level of whiteness. Reading
stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, it transpires that I am the ultimate white person. I love Apple products, irony, and Moleskins. I desperately want a Vespa and I am two years into an Arts degree.
Can anyone compete with this total fulfillment of the 'white person' stereotype? I now feel as if I shouldn't sing along with Kanye. Shouldn't attempt to crump on the 'd-floor'.
I wonder if 'attempting to be less white' is another thing that white people like...
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